February 2012
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
i always wanted to get slimed
i got slimed
3 straight day of soccer.
my legs hurt.
7 pm: soccer practice
8 pm: staff meeting
9 pm: hall govt meeting
10 pm: jazz night
can it be 10 pm already?
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My love of cats is getting out of hand.
They are just so cute.
estherparker:
Just click the audio and watch...
So many guys so the initial interest in me but never go through with the rest of the effort in pursuing me. Why is that?
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
claire sawyer future lawyer
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg go back to the zoo
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That awkward moment when your resident points out the fact that he saw you at the gym on the bike. Then you respond saying that it was you and that you went and played soccer after and him and his friends/roommates look at you in disbelief.
Why are people always so surprised when they hear I play a sport?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been branded by a boyfriend at any point, like you had no name, you were just so and so's girlfriend?
I am in serious need of sleep.
Friend: Marching band isn't a sport.
Me: Ok, so march.
Friend: *Marches*
Me: No, not like that. Your upper body can't move. Roll your feet. Now stop jerking. Now go backwards. Now on your toes. No, stop bouncing. Now jazz run.
Friend: How do you guys do this?
Me: Now do it with an instrument.
Me: Now with a uniform.
Me: Now memorize eight minutes of music.
Me: Now memorize 90 places on the field and how long it takes to get there.
Me: Now make the forms look pretty too.
Me: Now spend 14 hours a week at practice.
Me: Now do it in whatever weather conditions happen to exist at the moment.
Me: Now-
Friend: OK, you win.
Anonymous asked: you know why its hard to talk
Anonymous asked: its hard for me to talk to you and you know why, and yeah are believe me
Anonymous asked: sometimes i wish you werent so cute, maybe i wouldnt like you so much
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It's Shabbat
I should not be working.
When I come home and see that my parents went...
beedonk:
RAID THE FRIDGE
I wish my parents went food shopping. My house is more like
mom: you want food? go to the grocery store and get it yourself
me: nah i’ll starve, i don’t want to drive all the way over there
I wanna be the girl he’s afraid to lose.
